In February, apparently, even fizzy water is too exciting for the universe to handle.

This and the line about explaining things to life forms who drink out of the toilet had me LOFL.

Also, those are some truly harrowing bookstore stories, and make a nice compliment to the truly harrowing librarian stories that I get from other LJ friends like sabrinanymph. Oh, and I mustn't forget lizbee's harrowing bakery stories. Makes me awfully glad I'm out of the workforce these days, really...