Hey! *pounces and hugs before you get away again* I've really missed you! Been trying to get ahold of you for ages...although now I have a pretty good idea what the problem's been. Provide contact info as soon as you can, and we will commiserate to our heart's content. :)

I think it makes us infinitely more interesting to have suffered with the characters we've been delivered

Oh, yeah. Direct me to your rants, anytime. :)