Oh Poor Shoe! Here...a bucket load of sympathy from me to you. **pats you gently on the back**
You deserve it for just getting up in the morning & making it to that bloody bus everyday...I too am not a hero type, but damnit! we poor ordinary souls deserve to have recognition and glory!!
Of course you do have the added distinction of being one of the best snarks I know...please don't ever stop...
OK..off to organize a parade for Shoe..