Huh. Well.

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So the Gender Tracker thinks I'm a man. This is not particularly unexpected, as wherever I post online, people routinely identify me as male. It bugged a bit at first, but I've long since learned to think of it as a compliment.

Kind of a weird compliment in this case, though. I mean, didn't the fascination with Kalan Porter tip anybody off?

...wait, don't answer that.